Gatekeeper

We had a gate installed on the outside of our house this morning. We've been having problems people going down the stairs towards the basement on the side of our house. When I've mentioned this to people, everyone assumes that we've had problems with homeless people sleeping in the alcove.

Oh, no. That's a problem we would have had at the old house in the Mission.

Our problem here is that we keep finding used condoms at the bottom of the stairwell.

You do the math.

ew.

Christopher is appalled, and has already apologized on behalf of his "tribe".