A Public Service Announcement
If you're parking in a spot that's clearly too small for your vehicle, DO NOT try to squeeze into that spot by parking so close to the other car that your bumper is rubbing up against it. (especially if you're parked down-hill!)
That's just not cool.
Go find another space to fit your big-ass car.
The karma parking gods will be catching up with you soon.
That's a promise.