You know you live in the Castro when....

Today is Sidewalk Sale Day on Castro Street. All of the merchants have tables set up on the sidewalk with discounted merchandise.

I was walking home from getting our morning bagels this morning, when I passed a store called "Erotic Art". They sell gay porn and sex stuff.

They were setting up their stuff on the sidewalk, and just when I began to wonder what kind of stuff they would have out for a sidewalk sale, they held up a DVD and announced:

"We've got The DaVinci Load!"

oh my.